Just FYI, the title was a parody to the english test question, 'The Recipe to My Satisfactory Life.'
An assualt to your senses just by looking at it? Well, you should really feel lucky you will never have to SMELL it...
The Recipe:
Ingridients:
HCI PE attire
Basketball
French Horn
Procedures(done in a narrative way):
My PE was probably the stinkiest thing I have ever 'created'(lol it somehow sounds funny) in my life(ok la maybe except my diapers when I was a baby) Anyway, this poor set of PE attire has gone through torturous activities today. Firstly, basketball. Basketball was probably the only sport during PE lesson that makes me soak my PE attire with sweat.(cos I don't play soccer) Basketball was seriously fun and enjoyable and my sweat was dripping from my shirt as I walked back to class.
You think it's already bad enough after PE? WAIT, there's more. There was OUTDOOR DRILLS in the afternoon.(OMG) So I had to take out the set of PE attire and wear it again and after one whole afternoon of sweating, there you have the nice smelly PE attire.
Haiz, I am kind of afraid of being smelly because other people might be affected because of me. But luckily, I seem to smell OK. Even after PE lesson(like today's), my friends can't smell anything as long as they keep a distance of 20cm from me(which is the case all the time) However today was a different case. My PE shirt smelt of an extremely disgusting acrid smell because I wore it twice.
I was really afraid my friends would say this as they walk pass me:
"Blimey, you emit an acrid smell of sweat!"
Hmm... this one sounds too refined, how about this?
"What the FU*K, you smell like some sh!t like that sia!"This is much more realistic. XD
Fortunately again(Why am I so lucky today), nothing of that sort happened, so I myself am the only victim who have to put up with my smelly PE attire...
NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN SMELLY PE ATTIRE?
